Please don?t offer to take these cats if you want to eat them or do anything else bad to them. They are nice cats. Plus, if you did bad stuff, they might come back as ghost cats and eat your face off; fair warning.

Anyway, they are lovely cats. They are about three years old and are brother and sister. I think they should stay together, they play nicely and all, so please don?t reply just wanting one. I will not respond to such requests.

They are spayed/neutered, microchipped, front-declawed, current on shots and you can have any or all of their ?stuff? (travel bags, litterbox, dishes, toys, etc.).

So, you may be wondering why I am making this ridiculously convenient offer. No, it?s not because they?re not evil. Here are five reasons why these cats should come live with you:

1) My hubby doesn?t like cats. He says it?s not that he hates them; he just doesn?t prefer them to other animals; such as poisonous snakes, flesh-eating insects or wild boars. It?s a preference thing.
2) Kids swore they would feed, brush, love on, etc. but don?t.
3) They don?t get along with the dog. The dog thinks they do, but they hate her.
4) You want a cat or cats but don?t want to have to go through that awkward kitten phase where you accidentally step on them or have to listen to all their little kitten mewoing at night; wondering if you should take them to a kitten-sitter during the day while you?re at work.
5) They will eat any bugs that get in your house. Or at least play with them until they are adequately dismembered so you can dispose of them more easily.

And that just about covers it. We are located in Peachtree City and would be happy to meet you in a neutral location of your choosing (meaning: I no come to your house, you no come to my house).